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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 07:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Watch These Intel Price Levels After Stock Surged 8% Tuesday to Lead S&P 500 Gainers - Investopedia

No go.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you know a good lawyer joke?